Ask Not The Sparrow How The Eagle Soars
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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
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Get to know Me:
Protagonists [1/5]: Kaneki Ken
If you were to write a story about me, it would certainly be a tragedy.
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tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

(Source: memewhore)

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Tags:
#animals
#goats

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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#quote
Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
—Tyler Kent White  (via forlornes)

(Source: allwereallyneedisweed)

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#animals
#I WANT AN OWL

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

(Source: youtube.com)

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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ishidasui:

カネキ 表情練習 by Dolly+//with written permission to repost

ishidasui:

カネキ 表情練習 by Dolly+//with written permission to repost

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.